IHAPPY FRIDAYYY!!! t's been nearly a year since Noah's Mom LOST IT during the middle of our show and started panicking about what Noah tells us on the air. Since then, we have been keeping tabs of everytime she BLOWS UP NOAHS TEXT MESSAGES and today we read them... with Noah's Dad, Chris. ALSO, Grant went mini-golfing and he ended up in a fight with his Fiance! AGAIN! So...WHAT DO YOU DO THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO A FIGHT? Plus, we took more of your CUSTOMER REVENGE CALLS, and everybody is getting a taste of their own medicine in an ALL NEW MEME TWEETS w NIC JOHNSON. All of this and SO MUCH MORE today on Johnjay & Rich!
Payton is just CRAVING some sleep!
HER BODY NEEDS TO CATCH UP! Will she be able to get that big long nap this weekend? All of us think we can get by without a nap working these hours, but then we crash in the most unhealthiest way. My bets are that nap happens or someone is getting beat! I will be taking mine as soon as I finish typing this heheheh! TODAY ON THE SHOW, Kyle and Payton have the latest on everything going on in with celebrities and athletes and even Chloe Kardashian. Also, is Payton's Boyfriend Kadeem in trouble with the US MARSHAL? Plus, an ALL NEW WAR OF THE ROSES and so much more today on Johnjay & Rich!
Johnjay & Rich Present: WAR of the ROSES
That Poor Urinal is a HAZARD
Today after the show, Johnjay informed us that the urinal is still not fixed and he KEEPS PEEING IN IT! The group has some advice, but will he take it?
Nic has been GATEKEEPING this for EIGHT YEARS!
What a story kNICk-knack! BUT LMAO... like... Where was this story in 2015? TODAY ON THE SHOW, Johnjay has advice for the extroverted introvert! You can thrive as an introvert with these smart tips. Also, Payton still is grieving her nipple piercings and Kyle got her voice back thanks to her magical doctor, and no it's not her Gynocologist, but nationwide, they have been made aware of her vocal loss in the Gyno Group Chat! Plus, Grant is not holding back in ADD TRIVIA and We took a further dive into Ex's & Weddings. Has your Ex also attended the wedding you were attending? Did you break up but have the same friend group? If so, DM US your stories @johnjayvanes
Johnjay just found out he owns land in New Mexico
THIS IS JOHNJAY'S WORLD! We are just living in it! Today after the show, we got a backstage pass into Johnjay's afternoons and as expected, it's anything but what you would expect to hear. If you are headed by his neighborhood, plug your nose because the urinal is not getting fixed until Thursday!
Will Payton's Nipple Deflate?
Payton took out her Nipple piercings and Johnjay has reason to believe her chest is about to explode or deflate in some way, shape, or form! TODAY ON THE SHOW, Taylor Swift and Jax crushed the iHeartRadio Music Awards last night! P!NK won the Icon award as well. Also, We asked YOU to share your CRAZY THINGS YOUR BOSS MADE YOU DO! Did you ever leave a job becuase of a crazy boss? Share your stories with us on DM @johnjayVanEs and we will book your call. Plus, it's an ALL NEW SECOND DATE UPDATE and a new round of NOISE MACHINE (songs edition). All of this and SO MUCH MORE today on Johnjay & Rich!
Johnjay & Rich Present: SECOND DATE UPDATE
Kyle is left SPEECHLESS once again!
Oh mi, Oh my! Our Unufugular Queen don't you cry! Save your words, don't let them peep, for among the stars you're our Meryl Streep. Your tender throat will once again be sleek, and we'll cherish the moment you're able to speak. Drink lots of fluids and ring your bell, a new Kyle will emerge to raise all hell! TODAY ON THE SHOW< someone has ANOTHER SHOW PITCH for us! Does Rich really know his big boy words? Also, Payton had the WILDEST WEEKEND and Johnjay was mistaken for a Safeway employee? Plus, we asked you to tell your RETAIL REVENGE stories and some of ya'll are brutal, not gonna lie. But we get it. Been there. Done that. Finally, Payton has a new round of SWITCHAROO and Grant tells us three things HE thinks YOU should know.
I question everybody! Not just my friends!
It's FRIDAYYYY and Johnjay's got a game for youuuuu! Oh yeah baby! You know what time of the week it is! TODAY ON THE SHOW, it's been THREE weeks since Rich and Stacy tied the knot and things are finally starting to look like a marriage. Meanwhile, Robyn called us because her FATHER IN LAW saw her NAKED! Oh no! Also, Grant's HOT SEAT is back and the tension is high and Payton and Noah both agree that THE GREAT GATSBY is the greatest film of all time! Plus, it's an all new SPRING BREAK BUST, BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE LINE GAME, and SO MUCH MORE!