PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: Would You Take Your Ex Back

♈ Aries (March 21 - April 19):

Nope. Aries doesn’t have time to rummage through the past—they’re too busy sprinting toward the future. If their ex texts, they’ll probably leave them on read or send back a sarcastic “new phone, who dis?”

♉ Taurus (April 20 - May 20):

Maybe. Taurus loves their routines and comfort zones, so if the relationship felt stable, they might consider it. But only if their ex promises loyalty and a lifetime supply of snacks.

♊ Gemini (May 21 - June 20):

Yes. Probably. Until they change their mind again tomorrow. Geminis might recycle an ex just for the drama or to cure a moment of boredom. But don’t count on it lasting—it’s giving limited time offer.

♋ Cancer (June 21 - July 22):

Absolutely. Cancer loves nostalgia and emotional comfort. If their ex can make a solid case (or cry a little), Cancer will recycle that relationship faster than you can say “TBT.”

♌ Leo (July 23 - August 22):

Only if their ex begs. And even then, Leo needs a lot of convincing. They don’t recycle—they upcycle. So unless the ex comes back better, shinier, and full of compliments, Leo will toss them to the curb.

♍ Virgo (August 23 - September 22):

Unlikely. Virgo has already listed all the reasons why their ex wasn’t good for them (in alphabetical order). The recycling bin? Too messy. Virgos prefer starting fresh and unproblematic.

♎ Libra (September 23 - October 22):

Yes, but only after they’ve weighed the pros and cons for days. Libras are romantics at heart, so they’ll entertain the idea of rekindling. Just expect them to ask their friends about it first.

♏ Scorpio (October 23 - November 21):

LOL, no. Scorpio either hates their ex or secretly stalks them—but not to get back together. Once you’re out of Scorpio’s trust zone, you’re getting shredded, not recycled.

♐ Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21):

Probably not. Sagittarius is already halfway across the world (or Tinder) looking for something new. They’ll wish their ex well but won’t bother taking them back. Life’s too short, you know?

♑ Capricorn (December 22 - January 19):

Only if it’s strategic. Capricorns don’t do emotional recycling. If their ex fits into their 10-year plan, maybe. But if not? It’s “thank you, next” with a PowerPoint presentation on why.

♒ Aquarius (January 20 - February 18):

Unpredictable. Aquarius might take an ex back just to see if they can change them. But if their ex starts acting the same, they’ll disappear faster than your Wi-Fi during a thunderstorm.

♓ Pisces (February 19 - March 20):

Yes, 100%. Pisces believes in second chances, soulmates, and the plot of every rom-com ever. Their ex could show up with zero excuses, and Pisces would still be like, “I believe in us.”


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