I mean, can somebody give him my number? I kid.
A man in California is being sought by authorities after going up to a house and licking their doorbell for three hours. In all fairness, he would take breaks here and there to mull around the yard, but imagine being the family and seeing the security footage and there's a guy licking your doorbell! Um, pass.
The parents of the family that live at the home were out and the kids were inside. How scary is that? You can see the guy that is more than likely going to face misdemeanor chargers in the video below.