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PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: National Cake Day

♈ Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19): Red Velvet Cake

Bold and dramatic, just like you. You’re the first to dive in, but don’t forget: frosting isn’t the whole cake. Channel that energy into savoring the little moments (and crumbs).

♉ Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20): Cheesecake

Bougie, rich, and totally irresistible—sound familiar? Celebrate with your fave comfort food and maybe even share a slice (if they’re lucky).

♊ Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20): Funfetti Cake

The life of every party, you bring the sparkle. You’ll likely multitask your way into baking while FaceTiming three friends. Your mantra today: “Cake calories don’t count.”

♋ Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22): Tres Leches Cake

Soft and sweet with a nostalgic touch, you’re feeling sentimental. Host a cozy cake-eating sesh at home—just make sure there’s enough whipped cream for everyone (mostly you).

♌ Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22): Birthday Cake (Even if it’s not your birthday)

Let’s be honest, every day feels like your birthday anyway. Light some candles, make a wish, and definitely take pics for the ‘gram. Hashtag #MainCharacterEnergy.

♍ Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22): Carrot Cake

Classic and underrated, you’re all about that balance: veggies in your dessert? Iconic. Reward yourself after your to-do list with the perfectly sliced piece—because crumbs? Unacceptable.

♎ Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22): Marble Cake

Why choose one flavor when you can have both? Decisions aren’t your vibe today, but hey, a little of everything makes life (and cake) way more fun. Enjoy the swirl, bestie.

♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21): Molten Lava Cake

Intense, gooey, and a little mysterious—you’re the dessert that always has a surprise inside. Let someone crack your shell today (or not, it’s your cake).

♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21): Pineapple Upside-Down Cake

Adventurous and tropical vibes only. You’re flipping the script today—because why eat cake when you can bake it and convince everyone it’s the best idea ever?

♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 - Jan 19): Pound Cake

Simple, dependable, and never out of style. People underestimate how much you slay the basics. Pro tip: drizzle some glaze for that extra ✨pizzazz✨.

♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18): Matcha Cake

Unique, trendy, and a little unexpected—just like you. Go for something green, because if it’s cake but also “healthy,” it’s totally a win-win. (Spoiler: It’s not, but who cares?)

♓ Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20): Angel Food Cake

Dreamy and light, you’re floating through National Cake Day with extra sweet vibes. Pair your slice with some whipped cream and keep manifesting those dessert dreams. 🌈


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