I have a new career goal: CSO - Chief Snacking Officer. Brew City in the United Kingdom hiring one lucky person to take a free trip to Boston with two of their friends to sample cheese snacks and beer. The pay? 30,000 pounds, which is about 37,000 dollars, and a years supply of cheesy snacks. Not bad for a weekends worth of "work". How does one qualify? Be named "Gary." Yes. That is the one qualifier that I am missing.
But why Gary? The company attempted to get "The King of Snacks" Gary Lineker to back their snacks, but were unable to seal the cheesy deal. So instead, they've made it their mission to find a better Gary. One that can appreciate the fine art that is deep frying cheese.
To that I say, I CAN APPRECIATE THIS ART PLEASE BREW CITY HIRE ME.