Nothing says "Congratulations on a brilliant baseball career!" quite like freebies at a strip club. A nudie joint in New York City is offering Derek Jeter and the rest of the Yankees organization free lap dances on September 7, the same day that the team will officially honor Jeter during a home game against the Kansas City Royals. All Yankee employees will receive free admission and two free lap dances to the Show Palace in Queens--plus, the dancers will allegedly be painted in pinstripes for the occasion. Of course, Jeter has cultivated a generally clean image throughout his career, so it's doubtful he'd accept. But nice to know the offer stands.

 

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